:: FUNNY SMS ::
 
Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile ....
but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
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We will now upgrade your brain.......Please wait........Searching.......Searching.......Still searching........
Sorry, no brain found !!!
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Hey can u do me a favour, take a pic of urself n send me it,
i'm playin cards n i'm missin the joker!!

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The rain makes all things beautiful.The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?
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i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.
U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.
U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again
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• Qayamat ki 5 nishaniyan..

1 : Memon badmashi karega.
2 : MUHAJIR hukumat karey ga.
3 : Pathaan ko larkia pasand ayein ge.
4 : Sindhi mehnat karey ga..
5 : Punjabi ghairat mand ho jaye ga.
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Jaley to aag, bujhe to raakh kehte han,
kobra ko naag to garden ko baagh kehte hain,
jo ap k pas nahi usko DAMAGH kehte hain.
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Quaid foot ho gaye,
Liaqat Ali bi shaheed ho gaye,
Allama Iqbal bi ab is dunya main nahi rahay,
meri tabiat bi ab kuch teek nahi ha,
soochta hun ke maray bad Pakistan ka kia banay ga
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