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| Niche jao aur jito paise hi paise aur niche aur niche yaqin nahi hota! Tum paiso ke liye itna niche gir sakte ho....... |
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| After finishing MBBS Dr Munna start his practice He checked 1st patient eyes, tounge and ears by torch and finally said..bole tu....... Torch theek hai.......... |
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| Har qarz dosti ka ada kon karega, jab hum na rahe to dosti kon karega ae khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna warna meri shaadi mein dance kon karega........ |
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| Yadd karte hai tumhe tanhi me dil duba hai gamo ki gahrai me hume mat dhundo duniya ki bhid me hum milenge tumhe fir kisi free SMS ki scheme me....... |
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| Husband: Today is sunday and I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: why three? Husband: 4 u and ur parents. |
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| What do I do when I see someone extremely Gorgeous, Attractive, Terrific, Cute, Fabulous.... I Stare, I smile, And, when I get tired..... I put down the mirror ! |
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| Santa (reading from book of facts)
"Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't u use a mouth wash?" |
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| Museum administrator: That's a 500
year old statue you've broken. Banta Singh: Thank God! I thought it was a new one! |
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